Yo Moma So Old
She left her purse on Noah’s Ark.
Jurassic Park brought back the memories…
When she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.
She still owes Moses a dollar.
When she was at school…there was No history class!
She uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea
She co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
When I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
She even made Yoda jealous.
She recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
The fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
Her first job was as Cain and Abel’s baby-sitter.
Her birthday expired.
When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!
She got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
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