Student Throw his Watch
Q: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
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Funny Teachers Joke - Page 6
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A Yummy Fruit Salad
Teacher: if you had 12 apples, 10 oranges, 5 pineapples, 15 strawberries, what would you have?
Student: A yummy fruit salad, Ma’am!
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Which Hand you Used to Write With?
Teacher: which hand you used to write with?
Student: neither, I always use a pencil to write!
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Tell me the Chemical Formula of Water?
Teacher to John: John, tell me the chemical formula of water?
John: Yes Ma’am, it is H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O!
Teacher: No, it is wrong
John: Ma’am, yesterday you taught that the formula is H to O!
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Teacher Told Johnny
Teacher told Johnny to write an essay of 100 words. Johnny thought for a moment and stared to write. “I went to call my puppy in for the night and I called “puppy, puppy, puppy…..”.!
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Teacher to John
Teacher to John: “John, you have 6 apples in your plate and Sam took two among them, what would you get?”
John: “A fight”!
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Teacher to students
Teacher to students: can anyone tell a word which has more than 1000 letters in it?
Sam suddenly stands up and said “postbox”!
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Tell Me Your Date Of Birth?
Teacher: John, tell me your date of birth?
John: July 13th
Teacher: on which year?
John: it is in every year, Ma’am!
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Teacher says to Student
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.
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Teacher Don’t Understand Our Feelings
Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams?
Because It Means.
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E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But Teacher Won’t Ever Understand Our FEelings… ;->
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Always KISS a Lady Teacher
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
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Teacher says to student
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.
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Chemistry Rocks
Teacher : What happens when CarbOn MOnOxide reacts with 2 MOlecules Of IrOn??
Student : COFFEE !!
Teacher : HOW ??
Student : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE !!
Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !!
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Intelligent Little Johnny
Teacher : What is the longest word in the English language?
Little Johnny : Smiles
Teacher : How?
Little Johnny : There is a mile between the first and last letters!
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Smart Little Johnny
Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
Little Johnny: You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet.
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Little Johnny and Teacher
Teacher fell asleep in class and a Little Johnny walked up to him,
Little Johnny : “Teacher are you sleeping in class?”
Teacher: “No I am not sleeping in class.”
Little Johnny : “What were you doing sir ?”
Teacher: “I was talking to God.”
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The next day Little Johnny fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him…
Teacher: “Johnny, you are sleeping in my class.”
Little Johnny : “No not me sir, I am not sleeping.”
Angry teacher: “What were you doing.??”
Little Johnny : “I was talking to God.”
Angry teacher: “What did He say??”
Little Johnny : “God said He never spoke to you yesterday…” 😛
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What do you want to become in future?
Teacher : What do you want to become in future ?
Student : After studying MBBS I want to join Police force and get a good job in Software company and work as Lawyer and construct big buildings and conduct research and become an Actor.
Teacher : Hey whats your name ?
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Student : Bill Google 😀
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The Judge and Teacher
A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light.
When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class.
The judge looked at her sternly and said: “So that’s you my schoolteacher Ms. Enigma I am about to realize my childhood dream. Ma’am You sit down at that table over there and write ‘I went through a stop sign.’ FIVE HUNDRED TIMES’ then show me.”
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Teacher Definition by Little Johnny
Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Little Johnny replies, “A teacher.”
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