I saw a shampoo
I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse .
I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse .
Winter as Hell – I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet …
Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you “continue to be who you are” in your birthday.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it
A man is as young as the woman he feels
With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.
“There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.” Josh Groban quotes
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours
Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
3 mistakes of everyone’s life–Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp
Marriage means silent suicide.